Apocalypse Now

Sitting in a cafe, I was about to type in a few keywords in google, when I saw the drop down list of previous searches - and now I am blogging about that instead of the search I was planning to do.

They were a mixed bag - inquisitive, sleazy but mostly innocent and hilarious. I guess some day a search engine would be able to answer the question "What job I should apply?" but until then sample some of these keywords -

• american bank career fresher
• Beach owners
• benetton & colman, toi
• celine dion contact number
• chief editor of newspaper Times of India
• editor in chief of Time os India (some one really wanted to know)
• friend.finder.com
• google :)
• How to own beach
• IS JB INSTITUTE OF ENGG A REPUTED COLLEGE?
• POSITION OF JB INSTITUTE OF ENGINEERING AND TECHNOLOGY ALL OVER INDIA
• RANK OF JB INSTITUTE OF ENGINEERING AND TECHNOLOGY ALL OVER INDIA
• sony ericsson 700i hands free cost
• Times of India
• What job I should apply?